All hail the good sir Chuck Norris, Knight of the Roundhouse Kick

Hail, my fine yeomen (and the ladies, of course >.>)! I, Chuck Norris of Texas, have chosen to join this brave group of knights! I bring my valor, my strength, and my ability to dispatch a most painful roundhouse kick to the face at seemingly unnecessary moments! A pleasure to be acquainted with you all

WELCOME!

I thank thee, my lady. NOW ARE THERE ANY DEMONS WHO HAVE BEEN TROUBLING YOUR KINGDOM!? I SHALL DISPATCH THEM TO THE NETHERWORLD WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK OR TWO!

No.. No demons. There are some rogue spidren and centaurs in the Forest of Amskir though... O_O They're easy to spot. They'r the ones wreaking havoc in other creature's territories...

Don't worry my lady, for they shall perish quickly. However, first, I shall neglect my duties, and go to sleep, or, to be more precise, go to wait for the next victim to walk by me.

Oh dear heavens. Who is this bumbling idiot?

Frozen Sparrow, must you always be judgemental of the new members? ^_^"

IAMNOTJUDGEMENTAL! D:< I am merely basing my opinion on them on how they introduce themselves, you know.

Hahaahaa. Okay, okay. ^_^" You are not judgemental

Damn straight I am not xP

Okaaaaaay... i should make another tavern forum for the Golden Star Spear...

*roundhouse kicks Jennifuh for over 9000 damage + critical hit + super-effective* Bumbling idiot? Thou hath insulted me for the last time, KNAVE!

P.S. Lady Tia, I apologize sincerely for dislocating Frozen Sparrow's pancreas with that roundhouse kick. *Hands over 69 gold* That's for repairing the damages (in other words, don't waste it on a hospital bill for Jenn, give it the Janitor who had to wipe her remains off the floor with a mop) x]

P.S.S. WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS? WHY DOES IT SAY "ROOKIE" ON CHUCK NORRIS's PROFILE? *demands justice*

*chuckles softly*

Don't worry, you won't be a rookie for much longer. Just be glad the ranking isn't "noob", but i guess it's just as bad.

Ack!
Please, legendary knight, do not invoke your wrath upon this innocent kingdom!
We have done nothing to anger you, oh challenger of the gods!

*murmurs*... I-i don't think the gods would like to be provoked... They can get very n-nasty...

My good sirs Malchiore and Namort, thou needst not worry. I hath come only to rid thine fair kingdom of evil. Thus, unless thou art evil, thou needst not fear my wrath. (Unless you upset me like Jenn just did >.>)

Good thing I work for the Crown then... I wouldn't want Chuck Norris out to get me...

Ahaha.. I'll stay on your good side then.

Sir Norris, if ever you should need anything in your unquestionably noble quests you may always ask for this kingdom's help.
...Not that you need it, or anything.